Longass but awesome post!

Mnogo mi e gadno hora chustvam se kato taya kotka ei tuka:

Sqkash jestokiq svqt me vlachi po zemqta! Kato parcal za byrsane na prah :( a moite sebepodobni me nabliudavat otstrani i vsichki sa tolkova bezrazlichni i studeni i nezainteresovani bez da im puka pone malko za tehniqt BRAT(sestra?). (whoa tova trqbvashe da prozvushi dramatichno i tragichno! no qvno sym izgubila trening ot kakto spqhme da pishem sychineniqta po literatura!) Vyprosa e che ot edna sedmica nasam ne moga da spq kato horata, ili pone kato sebe si! Ha i s typite izpiti-I am so stressed (i Mime ne mi puka che stressed naobratnoto e desserts tova ne pomaga) ahahah I vyprosa e che v momenta the feeling that I'm feeling e blah

ia James :*( Sled malko I wanna kill bitches:

Ia Sylvester I know what you mean! Fun Moni Fact of the Week: Onzi den dokato bqh in one of my Rambo nastroeniq reshih da se oplacha na brat mi,zashtoto toi dobre izslushva,demek mi kazva che otiva da igrae Fifa/World of Warcraft edno fuck off i gotovo. Ta v nqkoi sluchai,nqkoi dumichki pomagat! HAHAHA osobeno the 7 Words You Can't say on TV Therapy-tova pomaga naistina! Ta te sa slednite:
-Shit
-Piss
-Fuck
-Cunt
-Cocksucker
-Motherfucker
-Tits



Ta reshih da se raztovarq malko az i pochvam da gi izrejdam po skype na tova koeto si mislq che e Kristiqn! NO, Mila pomnish li Fiko-our nice Macedonian priqtel koito imashe mnogo dobyr angliiski! HAHAAHHAHA ta toi oshte mi e v kontaktite tochno pod imeto na brat mi! I az si gi pisha tezi cvetushti dumichki, blyskaiki po klaviaturata! Kato nakraq zavyrshih s edno moe dopylnenie BITCHASS! HAHAHAHAHAH koeto mi e novata liubima curseword! Mnooogo e uspokoqvashta, kato aromatheray e! Hm not exactly,no znaete kakvo imam v predvid! HAHAHAHAHAH ta napisala sam go vsichko tova dosega poglejdam nagore kam the screen i kvo da vidq tova ne e Kris and FIKO! Fiiiko s koito ne sme si pisali ot 100 godini i estestveno poneje imam ostyr kato brysnach um ne se setih che s noviq skype moga da gi iztriq vsichki teq prostotii! I nqkvo se panikiosah AHAH stana mi smeshno de,no se chudq sega kvo da napravq kak da mu obqsnq na choveka che tova ne e za nego a za Brat mi! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA abe vyobshte mn nelovka situaciq se poluchi! I eto genialnoto razreshenie na problema do koeto me dovede ostriq kato brysnach moi um: Blokirah go! Hahahahahha blokirah gorkiq nevinen Fiko, vse edno ne az sam go napsuval super brutalno a toi men! HAHAHAHA zasluji si go that fucker,being innocent is the worst crime of all! HAHAHAHAH ta funneh story, Fiko v momenta e blokiran sigurno mn se chudi gorkiq kakvo tochno mu se e sluchilo, sled kato go abusevah go i blokirah,ama sam nagla a!??! :D Moral of the story: moni is a dumbass+ vnimavaite kakvo i na kogo go pishete in this internet age!
I kvo drugo pri men, poslednite nqkolko sedmici bqha priqtni+ interesni, hodihme v syda, nabliudavahme istinski dela s istinski sydii i istinski barristers i istinski obvinqemi i beshe neveroqtno! I loved it, kato v seriq na Ally McBeal bqhme:D HAHA ne tochno, Judge Judy? Nqkoi gledal li gi e teq seriali at all? Doesn't matter, vyprosa e che me kara da se zamislq za bydeshtata mi kariera in the bar society ili mojebi solicitor?! No idea! S grupata se sblijihme poveche, izlizahme na restorant do Temza, sled tova pak izlizahme do nqkyv bar, v drugi den sme na kynki na led. Te sa super gotini, shte vi razkazvam s podrobnosti za tqh na jivo-ima hora ot celiq svqt!:) Syshto dosta visqh u Lora i Kiro, liubimite mi bylgari tuk! Te imat super qk apartament s 2 metra visoka elha! i kojeni divani i plazmen televizor i vsichki sezoni na Priqteli! Az ne gi haresvam zaradi apartamenta im de hahah tova taka prozvucha! Te sa pretty damn cool and funny :) Igrahme na onazi nashta igraa pomnite li q Yana,Bibi i Radi deto q igrahme s kradeca i policiqta i bla bla tooolkova beshe zabvna! Ta hodih u tqh nqkolko pyti, imashe BG sybirane posle, spah i tqh gotvehme si it was teh awesome! Izvadih si karta za nai velikata biblioteka na sveta v vselenata vyv space continuam-a THE BRITISH LIBRARY! Kydeto sa pisali velikite si trudove Oscar Wilde, Ghandi, Karl Marx, Lenin, Virginia Woolf i oshte mnogo mnogo. Tova e nai-respektirashtoto mqsto na sveta!:



Like if I was a library I would have this library's babies! I would mary this library in Las Vegas and slave for it and cook it home made meals and serve it a whisky every night and massage it's feet because that's how much I love this library! Our love is an epic love! OMG Nie sme Edward i Bella of the Libraries! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh me-no I am not high! :D Ta dokyde bqh? A da so life was ok dopredi minalata sedmica, kogato sprqh da moga da spq i izpitite priblijiha i az izvednyj zabravih vsichko koeto sam chela doesaga, izprari se prosto taka! Ot glavata mi: gone baby gone! Mid-sessionals sa sled 10 dni a az ne znam nishto and I'm freking out. ME:

O i otgore na vsichkoto-bitches be failing mah essays! Dobre ne tochno fail no borderline pass! Demek 3ki! Shibani 3ki! Po property imam 44% a common 45%! Criminal 50% koeto e 4ka pone samo po Public imam maalko po dobra 59 koeto e 5tica ama Barely! Mario is is the best! Love him+ the awesome way he says my name! Ta tova beshe udar,shtoto az seriozno si se podrudih nad tezi eseta! Nqkvo po cql den im otdelih, mai it's all a blur! HAHA qvno za university tova hich ne e dostatychno, tova si govorehme s Radi onzi den, kolko trudno e v Uni da izkarash dobra ocenka, golqm shok za organizma sled 6ticite v 22ro nali? Or we're just dumb I dunno :D Ta dilemmata e slednata, sled kato za vsqko ese imah nqkolko dni, case books, text books law journals, bibliotekata, spellchecking i iskarah 3ki i 4ki kak podqvolite shte napravq syshtoto za 1 chas bez nikakvi resources? Ima li nqkakyv shans vyobshte da gi mina teq izpiti????Short answer NO, long answer:

Basically I am going down guys I am going down hard! I nai-typoto e che idiotskiq mi mozyk ne moje da se koncentrira za 2 sekundi i da sedne da pregovarq! Az tova i trqbvashe da pravq kogato sednah na computara predi 2 chasa a eto sega e 1 chasa i az nqmam spomen ot blizkite 115 minuti :D Conclusion:

Az sam kotkata i pravoto e mishkata! Mishakta (pravoto) se izplyzva ot rycete mi and I am too lazy to get off my ass and actually try harder!Iskam prosto da go vizualizirate moni-kotkata;pravoto-mishkata! But es okay I am feeling better, poznavate me, Moni the endless optimist! Ne seriozno v nachaloto na tozi post mi se reveshe kakto iliustrirahme s James Franco :D AHAHHA sega sam si dobre, tova e zashtoto qdoh pukanki i gledah Buffy the Vampire slayer! I was bitching and moaning for the last 30 minutes kak nishto ne znam i imam izpiti i trqbva da ucha and then I went and made popcorn and I was all like:

AHHAHAHAHAH see that's what I call a dedicated law student! Well if I do fail,which you will, but maybet I won't, pfft you seriously think you can pass? Whoa was that a random conversation with myself! HA izvinete ni hora, veche ne sam tolkova sigurna dali ne sam nadrusana AHHAHHAH srsly all that Bulldog-cheap man's Redbull HAAHAH I know! ne mi se otrazqva dobre! Oh fuck tokushto se setih che utre imam National Insurance Number interview!! Fuck fuck fuck well there goes my good mood! Utre rano sutrinta trqbva da se zamykna na bajilion kilometra ot tuk i da vidim dali shte me odobrqt za tozi nomer za da moga da si izvadq jylta knijka (oh the irony vreme e vech,a?:) koeto e work permit za da moga da si namerq nai-posle rabota! Che no money no funny! HAHAHAH ugh ujasen e grown-up life,sooooooo hard and friggin annoying! Trqbva da peresh i gotvish i da hodish na interviewta i da rabotish! Oh Peter Pan how I feel your pain! I nai-typoto e che izpuskam edna super vajna revision lekciq! Fuck my life. No vse pak vecherta shte e zabavno, s drugite bylgari syshto shte praznuvame "svetliq bylgarski praznik" 8mi dekemvri v edna bylgarska krychma Diviq Petel- The Wild Cock, vsichkite mi anglichani sykvartiranti me pitat zashto shte si praznuvame praznika v Gay Bar!!! AHAHAHAH love em :D Obache na drugiq den e the Lawyers without Borders Pro Bono Country Guide Project Meeting fuck my life again! No sled tova shte hodim na kynki na led!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA sega kato se zamislq toq post zvuchi super bi-polar. To sam up tu sam down! Tochno kato jivota priqtelki moi nali! Tu si na vyrha na shtastieto,tu si otchaqn na dynoto! HAHAH I love life, no matter how hard it is! Be bilo skuchno vsichko da e perfektno nali? :))) Oops good mood again! help me express my joy Tobias baby:

OMFG who else is lovin all the gif use? Ne e li super zabavno s gifs, nqkvo postovete sa super interactive i predavat ludite mi mood swings mnogo tochno! Fun a? E my lovlies shte vi ostavqm, radvam se che bqhme na tova prikliuchenie zaedno,kydeto plakahme i strelqhme s avtomat i se qdosvahme i gonihme mishki zaedno! Nadqvam se i vie da ste se zabavlqvali kolkoto az! I remember Moni loves you:

and wishes you edin krasiv i dinamichen den!!!
PS: ako ne polucha pone edin komentar ot vsqka edna ot vas:

I am coming for blood bitches!!!